FLACKEY.SYS v40.0.2026 // Mounting HOBBIES.DAT ...

mount /dev/hobbies

flackey@sys:~$ ls -la /mnt/hobbies/ --sort=passion
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INSTALLED_RECREATIONAL_MODULES

MARTIAL_ARTS

SINCE AGE 5
O Training since before most people /|\ can tie their own shoes. Decades / \ of discipline, focus, and the understanding that the real fight is always with yourself.

Started training at age five. Never stopped. Multiple disciplines across multiple decades. The discipline and mental clarity carry over into everything — especially debugging production at 3 AM.

UPTIME: 35+ YEARS // STATUS: ACTIVE // PRIORITY: HIGH

SKYDIVING

10,000+ JUMPS
. * . When you've jumped out of * __|__ . perfectly good aircraft . / _|_ \ ten thousand times, a \_____/ * production deploy feels . | | . pretty low-risk. * | | _|_|_

Over ten thousand jumps. Not a typo. The kind of number that makes insurance adjusters nervous. Freefall teaches you that preparation beats bravery, checklists save lives, and gravity doesn't care about your feelings.

TOTAL JUMPS: 10,000+ // RISK LEVEL: ████████░░ // ADRENALINE: MAX

MOTORCYCLING

TWO WHEELS

The motorcycle is the debugger of the mind. Nothing clears a stuck problem like 200 miles of open road and engine noise. Long rides, back roads, the kind of thing that reminds you the world extends beyond your monitor.

MODE: TOURING // PREFERRED: BACK ROADS // BUGS PER MILE: TOO MANY

WOODWORKING

ANALOG BUILD

Software is ethereal. Wood is not. There's something deeply satisfying about building things that exist in three dimensions and don't need a deployment pipeline. Measure twice, cut once — the original code review.

OUTPUT: PHYSICAL OBJECTS // UNDO COMMAND: UNAVAILABLE // SAWDUST: YES

HOROLOGY

PRECISION

The study and collection of timepieces. Mechanical watches are the original microprocessors — hundreds of components working in concert at microscopic tolerances. Appreciating the engineering of things that keep time without batteries or WiFi.

SCALE: MICROSCOPIC // PATIENCE REQUIRED: EXTREME // BATTERY: NONE

DJING / MUSIC

AUDIO OUT

Mixing tracks is just real-time data processing with better speakers. Reading a room, matching tempos, building energy — it's event-driven architecture for your ears. Also: vinyl sounds better. This is not debatable.

FORMAT: VINYL PREFERRED // LATENCY: ZERO // BPM: VARIABLE